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OVER THE HILL SURVIVAL KIT by FACTORY CARD and PARTY OUTLET!
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OVER THE HILL SURVIVAL KIT by FACTORY CARD and PARTY OUTLET!
OVER THE HILL SURVIVAL KIT by FACTORY CARD and PARTY OUTLET!
OVER THE HILL SURVIVAL KIT by FACTORY CARD and PARTY OUTLET!

OVER THE HILL SURVIVAL KIT by FACTORY CARD and PARTY OUTLET!

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This is an Over the Hill Survival Kit by Factory Card and Party Outlet!

A must have when traveling to geezerville! This survival kit is the perfect gag gift for the mature set. Kit includes Gray B Gone Hair Dye, Aging Pills, Anti-aging Soap, Oil of Old Age, Spare Teeth and a piece of rope for fiber.

TO/FROM Gift Tag has a place to write who it's TO and who it's FROM on one side and says this on the other side:

IF YOU CAN'T SEE AND YOU CAN'T HEAR
AND YOU CAN'T RECALL YOUR NAME...
IF YOUR HAIR IS GRAY AND YOUR BONES ALL ACHE
AND YOUR SEX LIFE AIN'T THE SAME...
IF YOUR PARTS ARE OLD AND DROOPY
DON'T JUST MOAN AND SIT,
THE CURE FOR ALL THAT AILS YOU
IS IN THIS SURVIVAL KIT!
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